er-(NO)-tic

NOW THIS IS TAKING THE PISS!!! Vaginal Scent?!?! What the fuck are they thinking about?! Vivaeros is the company behind this interesting product that apparently isn't a perfume but an organic (of course it is!!) erotic, feminine, intimate scent for one's own smelling pleasure. What...Are they on crack?!

According to the company's website, it has been a great challenge to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essences. The product is developed for intensifying ones erotic fantasies by applying the 'slightly yellow' substance (Folks, I'm not making this up. It is on their company brochure) directly at the back of the hand. Simply breathe in to be enjoyed anywhere and anytime.

Ok people, first of all why would you want a vial of female scent with you to be applied whenever you feel like? That's desperate. Isn't it cheaper not to shower after the copulous exercises? Even worse, why would you need it if you're already with an aroused partner next to you? That's weird, imagine the conversation that they'll have, it'll go something like - 'Sorry love, do you mind if I have a drop or two of the vagina scent. I know you're lovely but I you know how much I like the VULVA Original smell'. I can't imagine any women being alright with this. Hilarious and fucking ridiculous!

For those who are tempted, check it out - www.smellmeand.com/. We at Alcoholic Architect hope that everyone smells nice in the morning. I just hope I'm not sitting next to someone wearing it while travelling in a packed London tube in summer.