madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it

Legs, legs, legs and more legs. That’s all I’ve been seeing since this morning. Various shape and sizes to adore but mainly shapely, long and nice. A snapshot of what I have to tolerate; Black tights with shinny ballet flats, blue skinny jeans with brown boots, black skinny jeans with black boots, mini skirt with tights and Uggs, jeans short shorts with knee length socks and plimsolls, knee length ruffled skirt with pumps, green with yellow stripe hot pants and gladiators, tights with Fuck-me knee length boots, short white crisp skirt with worn Converse, dress with flip flops, dress with brown cowboy boots, micro mini with black tights and ankle boots, black riders tight trousers with pink canvas, horse riding leggings and riding boots...and the list goes on...